WaPo's Gene Weingarten received a rather...passionate letter from a reader in response to his piece on Dick Cheney's new biography. The letter was so amazing that Weingarten republished the original in it's entirety, and then offered hilarious advice to future angry letter-writers.
Including such gems as:
"letters that are written entirely in capitals impress us with their emotional intensity," and "an e-mail can never have enough exclamation points [...] Henry Kissinger always uses at least 250.
The Angry Letter (in all its heavily-expurgated glory) is here:
DEAR DOUCHEBAG [expletive] [expletive] [insensitive reference to an alternative lifestyle] [expletive] [expletive] [ethnic epithet] BASTARD:
I WOULD LIKE TO ADD TWO QUESTIONS TO YOUR LIST. FIRST I'D LIKE YOU TO ASK V.P. CHENEY HOW HE WAS ABLE TO SAVE YOUR SMELLY, FAT, JEW [expletive] FROM TERRORIST ATTACK THOSE LAST 7 YEARS? SECOND, HOW CAN HE PREVENT YOUR [expletive] [expletive] MOTHER FROM INFECTING [uncharitable racial reference] WITH AIDS, FROM [expletiving] and [expletiving] THEIR HUGE [expletives]? YOU ARE A LIBERAL, DUMBOCRAP, GUTLESS, WEASEL, UNAMERICAN [expletive] PIECE OF DOG [expletive] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(signed)
AN AMERICAN PATRIOT
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