Monday, December 7, 2009

Does Not Compute.


This list is declared null and void due to the absence of a single character from The Big Bang Theory, and the addition of characters I have never heard of. If anybody still reads this blog, I propose we create our own.

Ill start. Top 5 Dorks That Should Have Made The List.

Topher Brink (Dollhouse)- Techie dork. Whiz Kid in charge of programming all the actives in the Dollhouse. While we usually see Topher too full of his own genius to consider the moral ramifications of what he does, but he has been known to suffer sudden attacks of conscience.
Quote: The human mind is like Van Halen. If you just pull out one piece and keep replacing it, it just degenerates.

Kenneth Parcell (30 Rock)- Down home dork. Super dedicated NBC pageboy for TGS, Kenneth somehow manages to be sweet, awkward, creepy and hilarious all at the same time.
Quote: Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or, like last year, I should go jump up my own ass.

Temperance Brennan (Bones)- Emotionally Stunted Dork. While every member of the Squint Squad is a dork in their own special way, they all have SOME grasp on what constitutes "normalcy". Except for Bones, which is why she will always been Queen of the Lab.
Quote: I've known for some time how stupid you are. What I just said is... true. And yet it... really sounded wrong. What I should say is that I don't care how stupid you are... It's not any better?

Landry Clarke (Friday Night Lights)- Dorky Best Friend. The best sidekick anyone could ask for, ever-loyal Landry offers up some of the most honest, hilarious moments in Panther football.
Quote:
"Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here!"

Leonard Hoftstadter & Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)- Dork Bromance. Because neither one could be bearable without the other, I put Sheldon and Leonard together, as they should be. The greatest TV dorks of the decade.
Quote: Sheldon: Are you upset about something?
Leonard
: What was your first clue?
Sheldon
: Well there was a number of things. First the late hour, then you demeanors seems very low energy plus your irritability...
Leonard
: Yes I'm upset!
Sheldon
: Oh... I don't usually pick up on those things. Good for me.
Leonard
: Yeah good for you.
Sheldon
: (walks away and then turns back) Oh, wait. Did you want to talk about what's bothering you?
Leonard
: I don't know... maybe.
Sheldon
: Wow! I'm on fire tonight.

2 comments:

  1. I like your list better (even though I haven't seen Friday Night Lights).

    However, if we were to pick from dorks on 30 Rock...I would say Liz Lemon is a sure bet.

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  2. Liz Lemmon did show up to jury duty dressed as Princess Leia but yes a much better list.

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