Dude in armor, free game, cool, right!? I guess not enough people thought that, because the advertisements started getting more aggresive.
Wow, her cups floweth over. But you know, a busty wench is not that uncommon in fantasy (how else are they supposed to attract all those nerds?). But wait, play discreetly? In what way?
Ok now, really!? "Evony" has been moved to the bottom left-hand corner, and the rest just looks like the dvd cover to a soft-core porn. So, what sort of game is this? And how do these to tropical ladies fit into it? By this point you're basically expecting an online strip club, except you know, with swords. (Not those swords.) So, what's the game look like? This:
Yes, you're right. It looks like it's from the 90's, with graphics about on par with Carmen Sandiego. I see no busty maidens, no tropical islands, only huge tracks of land. And my guess is that you won't actually be playing with any girls. In fact, you'll be playing with this guy, who's been making all his hot babes with ASCII art since 1986.
So, Evony, if you want someone to play your game, MAKE A GOOD GAME. Or at least advertise it appropriately. Because congratulations, you've just created one of the largest communities of perverts and pedophiles on the internet. Well, except for teensgirlsgames.com, which also advertises for Evony. (And on second thought, probably isn't a site for teen girls so much as it is about teen girls.)
The internet is a scary, scary place. A full history of Evony banner ads is here. Be warned, there's a lot of NSFW-ness.
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