Monday, November 16, 2009

Ged Galvin: The "Bionic Bottom"


Mr. Ged Galvin, from Yorkshire, suffered massive internal injury (and lost control of his colon) when an off-duty police officer hit him on his motorcycle. After carrying around a colostomy bag for months, Ged underwent a procedure that took muscle from his leg, made a sphincter and then attached electrodes to it so it could be REMOTE CONTROLLED.

Says Galvin: “It’s like a chubby little mobile phone...You switch it on and off, just like switching on the TV."

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Wow.

Even though he has to get the muscles replaced every few years, it seems like a small sacrifice to pay for dignity, normality and a fully functioning ass.

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