Sonya Thomas, "The Black Widow" of Competitive Eating

Thank you, Woot, for this incredible, unintentionally hilarious website. The homepage of a Sonya Thomas, "The Black Widow" of Competitive Eating. Yes, she's a tiny Asian lady.

Why is she called "The Black Widow", you may ask? Here's the answer from her FAQ page:

Because like the female black widow spider, it is my desire to eliminate the males. In competitive eating I want to eat more or faster than the men. I want to make boys out of them.

She will make a boy out of you. Watch out, Takeru Kobayashi.