Oh, Maine.

Photograph of the Great Falls, on the Androscoggin River

I was born when this river was flooding. My middle name "Andrew", supposedly comes from the name of this river, which flows between the city I was born in and it's sister city.

Report: Androscoggin River One Of Nation's Most Toxic

Notice how it's in the "Top 20". Actually an improvement from about 5 years ago, when it was #4 on the list.